I’m going to need a few more pairs of sweatpants.

I’m ba-ack.  Which is to say, I’m laid off.  But, in a fit of awesomeness, I got an offer for a full-time writing job two days before Chateau Elan put the kibosh on me (and about 50 others), so I was going to quit at the end of this week anyway.  So, I no longer [...]

Honestly, these are the things that I think about.

I haven’t had a thought in the past month that did not consist of “ZOMG FOOTBALL GO DAWGS” Yes, I have thoughts in all caps occasionally. Mostly about football, but sometimes about Gossip Girl, too.
I’m a firm believer that people outside of the South don’t really understand how awesome college football is. [...]

The greatest thing I have heard since…well, ever.

When you stare into the Facebook, the Facebook stares also in to you.
Lifted from the comments at Gawker.
+1 if you can name the reference.

Flickr Photo Mosaic

So, I totally and shamelessly stole this idea from Johnny’s blog. Instructions are at The Kilowatt Hour.

The girl with no ex-boyfriends

Ex-boyfriend.
Ex.
Boyfriend.
This is simple, really. Or it should be. But for some reason, for me, it’s not.
For the past year or so, I’ve found myself phasing this word out of my vocabulary, almost completely (my previous post is the only time I can remember saying it without cringing, possibly because the word ‘boyfriend’ was [...]

Sleeping with the enemy…well, IMing him, anyway.

I’ve only ever had one super-traumatic, over-the-top, terrible breakup in my life. It was my high school boyfriend, the one to which I lost my virginity, the one I took to prom. I’ve dated many guys since then, had relationships that lasted in excess of a year. Mostly I do the breaking [...]

Holy hell, I just pissed off every middle-aged woman on the internet

Ok, well not all of them, but a bunch of the ones that read my Project Runway column on PurseBlog.com.
I made a rather harmless joke about Lifetime being kinda pathetic and, unbeknownst to me, THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY WATCH LIFETIME.  These people also know how to use the Internet, which I found even more [...]

Do I Stay or Do I Go Now

For those that don’t know me in the reality of things, I switched jobs about 2 months ago.  When I graduated, I got me a full-time, big-girl, real-world job (that I actually quite like – I design custom wine labels at a large winery and resort) and quit the retail job I had been at [...]

Am I crazy? Or crazy like a fox?

I don’t think I said anything about this on here, but I aggravated an old injury and ripped my knee out 4 weeks ago. If you’ve never done that yourself, I suggest finding a hammer and hitting yourself in the side of the knee as hard as you can. And then do it [...]

Once bitten, twice shy

Ever have a conversation with someone with which you have a past sexual conquest in common? ABOUT that past sexual conquest? I did it today for the first time, and I highly recommend it.
(For this post, I’m going to keep the names of the parties involved to myself, to protect the retardedly un-innocent).
This [...]